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The Magnet · 08-08-2007, 02:22 PM

To: All Employees
From: The Magnet
August 8, 2007

Whoever stole my low calorie Lean Pockets, please put them back in the refrigerator where you stole them. I realize it's possible that one of you took my Lean Pockets by mistake or maybe you can't read my name, which was clearly spelled out in black marker on the bag. Maybe you had Lasik surgery recently and your vision is blurry. Maybe you were hungry and couldn't afford to buy your lunch but you were too embarrassed to ask for a handout, even though most of you are selfish bastards who make a lot more money than me and you can afford to buy your own damn Lean Pockets. It doesn't matter. I will not be angry if the person(s) involved would please replace them. I promise there will be no repercussions and I will drop this matter if my Lean Pockets are returned immediately to the refrigerator by the anonymous selfish thief, who doesn't care that I have nothing to eat and was looking forward to those lean pockets all morning. They were the Chicken and Broccoli ones, just in case someone was wondering. I've never had that flavor before and they really looked delicious.

08-08-2007, 02:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
The Magnet Fisherman Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 45 Rep Power: 14	Memo To: All Employees From: The Magnet August 8, 2007 Whoever stole my low calorie Lean Pockets, please put them back in the refrigerator where you stole them. I realize it's possible that one of you took my Lean Pockets by mistake or maybe you can't read my name, which was clearly spelled out in black marker on the bag. Maybe you had Lasik surgery recently and your vision is blurry. Maybe you were hungry and couldn't afford to buy your lunch but you were too embarrassed to ask for a handout, even though most of you are selfish bastards who make a lot more money than me and you can afford to buy your own damn Lean Pockets. It doesn't matter. I will not be angry if the person(s) involved would please replace them. I promise there will be no repercussions and I will drop this matter if my Lean Pockets are returned immediately to the refrigerator by the anonymous selfish thief, who doesn't care that I have nothing to eat and was looking forward to those lean pockets all morning. They were the Chicken and Broccoli ones, just in case someone was wondering. I've never had that flavor before and they really looked delicious. Last edited by PADavid; 08-09-2007 at 02:42 PM.