Magnet, I received this letter from Mike Ockishard.
Dear Mr. Magnet:
Your lack of response is disturbing to say the least. Evidently this Lean Pocket fiasco is yet another one of your childish pranks designed to attract the attention of other staff. (Look pal, he still does not want to go out with you, get over it!!).
I am certain you recall the episode last fall wherein you claimed that a giant lizard was living in your desk. And of course, who can forget the "phantom" voices that you claimed originated from the light fixtures. Well. this company is now out the cost of two new desks and several florescent tubes (we know you smashed them). Stop this behavior at once. As a Senior Member of the Team we expect dignity and restraint, yet you insist on pranks, whining and rude gestures.
One more thing, please wear undergarments from now on!
Mike Ockishard, VP Sales
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