[The Magnet]

My Friends,

Last night I had another epiphany. This epiphany was WAY better than the last epiphany about writing a an award winning poem. That will probably never happen. Anyway, I was drinking at Happy's Clown Room like usual, when suddenly they roll out this karaoke machine!So after redeeming all my beer coupons, I gathered up my courage, climbed onstage and sang "Wind Beneath My Wings," by the super talented Bette Midler. And you know what? There wasn't a dry eye in the house, even though I vomited twice towards the end of the song. I think this singing thing is truly some kind of gift, possibly from God. Then, on the way home, I nearly trip over an almost full bottle of cherry-flavored wine just sitting there, like totally free. Another gift from God I think. I’ll be performing again at Happy’s in Philly this evening and you are all invited. Hope to see you all there.