[The Magnet]

Hi. This is The Magnet again with another note to my wonderful, close knit family of site members. I'm sorry that nobody showed up for my performance this past Friday. No big deal, really. Hopefully, you got the note, but maybe you lost it. Maybe it was because you were busy or had other plans. Maybe it's because most of you have families and loved ones and other people to go home to during the week, and seeing a lowly "junior fisherman" like me live out his dream onstage just isn't high on your priority list. Perfectly understandable. Well, you missed an incredible show. Probably the best I've ever done. Did I mention that there might have been talent scouts in the audience? That's right, they were invited by one of the bartenders who said I was possibly the next Norah Jones. But the male version. I don't have to tell you that Norah Jones sold more than 5 million records on her first album and won a butload of Grammy Awards. Now she's super rich and everyone wants to be her friend. I of course will not change with fame even though I will buy my true friends gifts and let them use my hot tub whenever they want. Anyway, that's fine. Whatever. See if I care, you selfish unsupportive bastards. Just more room in the hot tub for me!