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The Magnet · 02-12-2008, 01:52 PM

Thanks for the outlet to blow some steam....

You wanna know what my office is? It's a gulag! That's right, an f'ing gulag. GULAG. GULAG. GULAG. I hope my boss is reading this right now, even though that would be a total invasion of my private space. But that's to be expected at a GULAG. I'm not exaggerating when I say that if Amnesty International were here right now and not interested in that Guantanamo Bay prison, they would learn how 1) my Lean Pockets are stolen from the fridge almost daily and I have low blood sugar, which makes me cranky and work less hard, 2) I was demoted to collection agent for no reason whatsoever just because some secretary who hates me told everyone I always smell like a combination of Peppermint Schnapps and cat piss (an exaggeration!) and 3) I am no longer allowed to leave the building without first clocking out and having my pockets searched for office supplies. This place is a friggin' GULAG!

PADavid · 02-12-2008, 07:13 PM

Magnet - you do kinda smell funny - I thought more towards cheap wine and B.O., but hey some people are just like that!

02-12-2008, 01:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
The Magnet Fisherman Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 45 Rep Power: 13	Need to Vent Thanks for the outlet to blow some steam.... You wanna know what my office is? It's a gulag! That's right, an f'ing gulag. GULAG. GULAG. GULAG. I hope my boss is reading this right now, even though that would be a total invasion of my private space. But that's to be expected at a GULAG. I'm not exaggerating when I say that if Amnesty International were here right now and not interested in that Guantanamo Bay prison, they would learn how 1) my Lean Pockets are stolen from the fridge almost daily and I have low blood sugar, which makes me cranky and work less hard, 2) I was demoted to collection agent for no reason whatsoever just because some secretary who hates me told everyone I always smell like a combination of Peppermint Schnapps and cat piss (an exaggeration!) and 3) I am no longer allowed to leave the building without first clocking out and having my pockets searched for office supplies. This place is a friggin' GULAG!

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02-12-2008, 07:13 PM	#2 (permalink)
PADavid Super Moderator Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Bucks, Co. PA Posts: 471 Rep Power: 46	Magnet - you do kinda smell funny - I thought more towards cheap wine and B.O., but hey some people are just like that!

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