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The Magnet · 02-20-2008, 03:05 PM

How do you feel about Chuck Norris? Does he bug the crap out of you or do you think he is great? I dislike him greatly.

The Magnet · 02-20-2008, 03:09 PM

More thoughts on Chuck.....

Chuck Norris has 2 speeds. Hard and harder. He uses these when making love to other men.

The Magnet · 02-20-2008, 03:10 PM

Chuck Norris has yet to find the G-spot. Scientists find it perplexing that Chuck Norris doesn't know his way around his vagina.

PADavid · 02-20-2008, 05:06 PM

I sense some issues here

What has Chuck done to you?

Have you ever met him in person, I have. Chuck is one cool customer, he showed me how to do the double Lindy Roundhouse kick. I will show you Magnet but be nice about Chuck

FishingLTJ · 02-20-2008, 11:49 PM

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

duck's quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.

The Magnet · 02-21-2008, 10:42 AM

Chuck Norris was born Chuck Stevens but took his wife's name when they were married.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may not realize how much he's actually aged.

If you yell "Chuck Norris" into the Grand Canyon, it echoes back "is a pussy."

PADavid · 02-21-2008, 11:37 AM

He is looking for you Magnet.

He knows where you live!

Watch out!

Sea Hag · 02-21-2008, 06:10 PM

I don't get it....?

FishingLTJ · 02-21-2008, 10:33 PM

There are a ring of chuck jokes going around the web for some time now. They are just funny.

little anth · 02-25-2008, 07:10 PM

last year in school i printed 13 pages of jokes there are some funny ones out there

crappiekid24 · 02-25-2008, 09:49 PM

When Chuck Norris does a push up he doesnt push himself up he pushes the world down. There is a whole list of them.

02-20-2008, 03:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
The Magnet Fisherman Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 45 Rep Power: 12	I Dislike Chuck Norris How do you feel about Chuck Norris? Does he bug the crap out of you or do you think he is great? I dislike him greatly.

02-20-2008, 11:49 PM	#5 (permalink)
FishingLTJ Administrator Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Ohio Posts: 364 Rep Power: 1	The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. duck's quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly. __________________ Fishing is a lifestyle.....Don't ever forget that!

02-21-2008, 11:37 AM	#7 (permalink)
PADavid Super Moderator Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Bucks, Co. PA Posts: 464 Rep Power: 44	He is looking for you Magnet. He knows where you live! Watch out! Last edited by PADavid : 02-22-2008 at 08:48 AM.

02-21-2008, 06:10 PM	#8 (permalink)
Sea Hag Super Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: Southern California Posts: 216 Rep Power: 27	I don't get it....? __________________ }<((((((O)><(O)))))>{

02-21-2008, 10:33 PM	#9 (permalink)
FishingLTJ Administrator Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Ohio Posts: 364 Rep Power: 1	There are a ring of chuck jokes going around the web for some time now. They are just funny. __________________ Fishing is a lifestyle.....Don't ever forget that!

02-20-2008, 03:09 PM	#2 (permalink)
The Magnet Fisherman Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 45 Rep Power: 12	More thoughts on Chuck..... Chuck Norris has 2 speeds. Hard and harder. He uses these when making love to other men.

02-20-2008, 03:10 PM	#3 (permalink)
The Magnet Fisherman Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 45 Rep Power: 12	Chuck Norris has yet to find the G-spot. Scientists find it perplexing that Chuck Norris doesn't know his way around his vagina.

02-20-2008, 05:06 PM	#4 (permalink)
PADavid Super Moderator Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Bucks, Co. PA Posts: 464 Rep Power: 44	I sense some issues here What has Chuck done to you? Have you ever met him in person, I have. Chuck is one cool customer, he showed me how to do the double Lindy Roundhouse kick. I will show you Magnet but be nice about Chuck

02-21-2008, 10:42 AM	#6 (permalink)
The Magnet Fisherman Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 45 Rep Power: 12	Chuck Norris was born Chuck Stevens but took his wife's name when they were married. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may not realize how much he's actually aged. If you yell "Chuck Norris" into the Grand Canyon, it echoes back "is a pussy."

02-25-2008, 07:10 PM	#10 (permalink)
little anth Fisherman Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 63 Rep Power: 10	last year in school i printed 13 pages of jokes there are some funny ones out there

02-25-2008, 09:49 PM	#11 (permalink)
crappiekid24 Fisherman Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Illinois Posts: 36 Rep Power: 9	When Chuck Norris does a push up he doesnt push himself up he pushes the world down. There is a whole list of them.

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