Whats so funny??

[Sharon]

Can we get a section for jokes? Then each person can just make a new thread when they have a (tasteful) joke they would like to share.
Here let me start off with one..

The Farmers Daughter

A farmer got in his pickup, drove to a neighboring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy about 12 opened the door.

"Is your dad home?" the farmer asked.
"No sir, he ain't," the boy replied. "He went into town."
"Well, said the farmer, is your mom here?"

"No sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with Dad."

"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"

"He went with mom and dad."

The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other mumbling to himself.

"Is there anything I can do fer ya?" the boy asked politely. "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borry one. Or maybe I could take a message fer dad."

"Well, said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to yer dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Pearly Mae pregnant."

The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to talk to Pa about that," he finally conceded.

"If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $50 for the bull and $25 for the hog, but I really don't know how much he gets fer Howard."

[Sharon]

I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed

an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had

spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.



The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find

the old man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he

sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything

wild in your life?"



The old man did not bat an eye in his response.

"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you
were my son."