The Perfect Day?
THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER8.15 - Wake up to hugs and kisses8.30 - Weigh in 2kg lighter than yesterday8.45 - Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents - expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner9.15 - Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil10.00 - Light work out at club with handsome funny personal trainer10.30 - Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry12.00 - Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe12.45 - Catch sight of husband/boyfriend's ex and notices she has gained 7kg1.00 - Shopping with friends, unlimited credit3.00 - Nap4.00 - Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card id from secret admirer4.15 - Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body5.30 - Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror7.30 - Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers10.00 - Hot shower (alone)10.50 - Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)11.00 - Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling11.15 - Fall asleep in his big strong arms_____________________________THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HIM6.00 - Alarm6.15 - Blow job6.30 - Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section7.00 - Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked chicks with big tits7.30 - Limo arrives7.45 - Several Whiskeys en-route to airport9.15 - Flight in personal Lear Jet9.30 - Limo to Riverside Oaks Golf Club (blow job en-route)9.45 - Play front nine (2 under)11.45 - Lunch Pie, chips and gravy, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon12.15 - Blow job12.30 - Play back nine (4 under)2.15 - Limo back to the airport (Several Whiskeys)2.30 - Fly to Monte Carlo3.30 - Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew (all nude)4.30 - Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle5.00 - Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson6.45 - ***** Shower and Shave7.00 - Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; marajuana and porn legalized7.30 - Dinner: lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by Icecream served on a pair of tits9.00 - Napoleon Brandy and Cohuna cigar in front of wall size TV as you watch international match of the day;England beat Wales 31-09.30 - Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies) 9.3111.00 - Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale11.30 - A nightcap blowjob11.45 - In bed alone11.50 - A 12 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
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